Entries from July 2019 ↓

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My Pet Monkey Likes You, Anna

My monkey said he’d really like To come and see you, sometime soon. He said I should suggest, to you, Tomorrow… early afternoon. I don’t know why he likes you so Because you’ve never even met. He has lots of weird ideas; He’s really such a stupid pet. And now he asks me, every day, […]

My Sneeze

My teacher asked me; “Goodness sakes, Bessie, Just look at your arm, Why is it so messy?” It makes you wonder, When they have to sneeze, How teachers wipe off The mess that it leaves. It was quite a sneeze, The worst of the day. Kids that were close by Complained of the spray. Where […]

Childhood Friend

My childhood friend Was good and kind, A better friend No one could find. We never fought Or disagreed, He catered to My ever need He took my side When I’d been bad And played with me When I was sad. For such a friend I often grieve, So what if he Was make-believe.

Head Hunter

Saturday night I lost my head When I had a terrible fight. I would have won the silly brawl But I completely lost my sight. I couldn’t hear just where he was And so he beat me black and blue. My ears were on my head, of course, It seems that I had lost them […]

Dad’s Cool

As I was dropping peanuts Along the path one day, I noticed that an elephant Had turned to come my way. He came into my yard And followed me inside; That’s when I found that elephants Are kind of hard to hide. Momma hit the ceiling, I thought that she would croak, But Dad just […]