Entries from December 2018 ↓

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Don’t Play with Your Food

My mother thinks I’m silly For playing with my food. She says to see me do it Puts her in a terrible mood. Some kids I know have puppies, One has talking parrots. But I’d rather spend my time With tomatoes, corn and carrots. My mother thinks I’m silly But I don’t care at all. […]

Wholesale Cat

Our cat got into a fight And completely lost her tail. It was the cat that my dad Had decided we should sell. Dad said now it sure looked like We would have to wholesale her. Because there is just no way We could ever retail her.

Who is the Biggest?

An elephant named Bill And a giraffe named Sam, When asked who was biggest, Each responded, “I am!” The giraffe looking down From his high lofty view, Said to the elephant, “I’m much taller than you.” But Bill told the giraffe, “As anyone can see, I outweigh you a ton; Or maybe two or three!” […]

Consider the Giraffe

The giraffe walks around all day, His head up in a cloud. He never says a word, Well, at least not one out loud. From way up there on high, He can see all of the sights. You have to pity a giraffe Who’s deathly scared of heights. He has two little knobby horns; Though […]

Nursery Crimes

Last night Dad read a poem about Some kid’s cradle in a treetop. The wind blew so hard that it caused The kid and cradle both to drop. There’s not a clue about the kid; What happened after he fell down? Did he end up like poor old Jack, Who tripped and fell and broke […]