Entries from July 2018 ↓

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Jack Sprat

Jack Sprat was very fat, His wife was very lean. They both dressed up in pumpkin shells On every Halloween.

Cafeteria Food

The best food that I ever ate Was food I had one day at school I liked the green and slimy stuff And all the yellow lumpy gruel. I licked the saucer and the bowl And made it shiny clean as new And then they filled it up again With some really smelly stew. **You […]

Handyman

Dad bought me a little puppy, It’s not much bigger than a mouse. Dad calls my puppy Handyman. She does odd jobs around the house.

Consider the Monkey

Consider the monkey, A devious creature. He mimics mankind In most every feature. But for only one thing, That I think’s just as well, Mankind is not blessed With the monkey’s long tail. Have you ever had thoughts, Of just how it would be, If God handed out tails When he made you and me? […]

When I Get Big

My teacher says I shouldn’t belch. It’s one habit I should squelch. But if squelch means To be real loud. It’s one talent Of which I’m proud. She says that it Will gross folks out. It’s lots of fun I have no doubt. If I get big And still have gas, I think I’ll teach […]