Entries from April 2018 ↓

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Donkey Slippers

Mommy gave me these dumb slippers, Donkeys just to please me. They certainly aren’t the fashion craze In that you can believe me! She is my dearest Mommy So doesn’t she know that I’m going to be a Republican, Not a Democrat? Editor’s note: There’s a story with this one. Wayne was at a poetry […]

Close Call

I got up early this morning; Today I would ride a horse! It would be my very first time; I knew of the dangers, of course. I chose a fiery white steed; I had carefully read in a book How to judge equine temperament By how its nose and eyes look. I approached with great […]

I See Paris, I See France

I guess that it was all my fault Because I turned a somersault. The boys began to sing and dance That they had seen my underpants. I hate they saw my under pants But I thought after they’d all gone. It could have been a whole lot worse. What if I hadn’t had them on?

More Is Better

Santa Claus brought me a trike I ride like a shooting star. I can go almost as fast as Daddy Can go in his brand new car. Bubba says his bike is best, He can climb the steepest hills. But I know mine is better ‘Cause his only has two wheels.

Spot Dog

Last night when I called Spot Dog, An elephant came instead. And when it got dark outside, He curled up in Spot Dog’s bed. I sure do like elephants; I think that they’re kinda neat. But they squash things they step on With their great big ugly feet. Today I found my puppy, I have […]