My computer stopped working
And I don’t know what to do!
If I call up tech support,
Will they send around a crew?

They tend to treat us teachers
With such total disrespect
They’re also quick to question
Our computer intellect.

One of my brighter students,
Computer skills unabashed,
Just glanced at my computer
And said, “Your hard drive has crashed”.

But when I called Tech Support
They said, “Just how do you know?”
I replied with sarcasm,
“A young student told me so!”

In keeping with their habit,
Always putting teachers down
He said, “Oh, if that’s the case,
We’ll send someone right around.”