“My wife has changed me,” said the man.
“I no longer have bad habits.
I go to church every Sunday
Instead of out hunting rabbits.”

“She taught me how to dress real neat.
How to speak educated like.
She taught me to enjoy fine arts
And made me sell my motor bike.”

“Now I like classical music
And appreciate gourmet cooking.
She cut my hair and trimmed my beard
And now says I’m quite good looking!”

“She has made me a brand new man,
With brand new friends who all agree,
I have to dump her because now
She isn’t good enough for me!”