Donkey went out in a boat;
He tried to learn to sail.
He got caught in a nylon rope;
That’s how he lost his tail.

The surgeon came to see him;
While standing by his bed,
He explained the operation,
And this is what he said.

They’ll put a blindfold on me,
And spin me all around.
No one’s allowed to help me.
No one can make a sound.

I’ll get a prize if I get close,
And even though I will be blind,
I promise that I’ll stick it
Somewhere on your behind.