While I was at my neighbor’s house
I asked to use his bathroom.
Curiosity killed the cat
And it will someday spell my doom.

Bathroom cabinets challenge me.
A tiny peek inside the door,
Ten thousand bottles crammed inside
Came crashing to the sink and floor!

My neighbor is a real nice guy
But I believe he used poor tact,
When he called me lots of names
And asked me never to come back!