Just where could her husband be?
He was bad to keep her waiting.
It was hot inside the car;
This was very aggravating!

He was always in a hurry
So who’s the slowpoke now?
If she made him wait this long,
He would have a holy cow.

He wouldn’t use a cell phone,
No way that she could call.
He said he hated shopping,
Was he still inside the mall?

It had been at least an hour.
She was really getting mad!
She thought, “He doesn’t love me;
He wouldn’t treat his dog this bad!”

She decided to call home
Her husband’s voice came on the phone!
He said, “You know how much I worry,
When you go shopping all alone.”