Entries from June 2008 ↓

Mom made me baby-sit my brother “Don’t let him get too hot” Mom said, So why did she get mad at me When I dumped water on his head?

A monster came by yesterday, His sharp clawed hands between his knees. He said that it would be real nice If he could use our bathroom, please. I showed him where our bathroom was, ‘Cause he was really in a hurry. That he’d obey all of Mom’s rules, I was much too scared to worry. [...]

I found a magic hat While walking in the mall. That is how I got so short, Although I had been rather tall. It said that I could wish for things And they’d appear out of thin air, And pile up on the hat’s broad brim; But warned that I should wish with care. At [...]