Entries from February 2008 ↓

The young boy learned in Sunday school,
How the Israelites crossed the Red Sea;
How God then drowned the Egyptians,
Allowing his people to flee.
“That’s no miracle,” someone said,
“They actually crossed the Sea of Reeds.
The water there is two feet deep.
Just a marsh full of brush and weeds.”
The boy said, “That’s a bigger miracle.
If it was just a [...]

“If you lose 30 pounds,”
The good wife said,
“I’ll dance for you each night
Before we go to bed.”
“If you lose 30 pounds,
I’ll tell you what I’ll do.
When you dance for me each night,”
The husband said, “I’ll watch you!”