She said, “The neighbors’ dogs
Are driving me crazy.
Don’t they hear them barking,
Or are they just lazy?”

“Don’t they know their two dogs,
In their yard, bark all night?”
Then she said, getting up,
“They’re asking for a fight.”

The dogs were still barking
As she got back in bed.
“I guess that will show them!”
She giggled as she said,

“I put them in our yard
So that now they can see,
If we owned barking dogs
How annoying it can be!”