August 26th, 2007 — Quickies, Southern Humor
Matt got his wife a cell phone,
His lovely blonde-haired wife.
She’d never seen a thing like it
In her whole Hillbilly life.
While shopping at the Wal-Mart store,
She got her first phone call from Matt,
“I sure like my cell phone, Honey,
But how’d you know where I’m at?”
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Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at wayne@familypoet.com.
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