Entries from July 2007 ↓

The new patient lay on his couch
Superiority on his face,
Sent to him for therapy
By the judge who heard his case.
The psychiatrist said, “Let’s start
At the beginning, since your birth.”
The man said, “In the beginning
I created Heaven and Earth.”

I know you think it’s silly,
And silly it may be,
But when I take a bath,
My ducky’s there with me.
Now I’m a little worried,
I always called it, “he”
But I’ve begun to wonder…
What if my duck’s a she?

He asked her for her driver’s license.
The pretty blonde was quite mad.
“Yesterday you took away
The only license that I had!”