The tall overconfident man
Asked the beautiful young lady,
“How do you handle the strange men,
Whose attentions seem a bit shady?”

“When I don’t want a man’s attention
I always make it very clear.
When he asks me for my address,
I tell him, “I’m just visiting here.”

He laughed and told the young lady,
“That’s very wise of you, my dear,
But just exactly where do you live?”
She said, “Oh, I’m just visiting here!”