Teacher, Teacher
Don’t call on me.
I’m not ready
Can’t you see?

Teacher, Teacher
Please don’t look.
I’m hiding here
Behind my book.

Teacher, Teacher
Call on Fred,
He’s all the answers
In his head.

Teacher, Teacher
Call on Fay,
She can make up
Things to say.

Teacher, Teacher
That one glance,
Just caused me
To wet my pants!