Entries from October 2006 ↓

I was going to pick some fruit
From my grandfather’s apple tree.
I was carrying a bucket
And I was whistling happily.
As I walked by Grandpa’s stock pond,
I noticed lots of water swirls.
I knew from all the piles of clothes
I’d found some skinny-dipping girls.
It wasn’t long a head appeared,
Then two more and then another.
One girl hollered, “If you [...]

Our pretty hen turkey named Sam
Fell in love with our neighbor’s old ram
Their offspring suspicious
Were really delicious
For Thanksgiving we had turkeylamb.

An old politician named Fred,
Had supporters both living and dead.
Dead voting perfected,
He’d sure get elected
But he got indicted instead!

Sometimes I think Doc Jones is not too smart.
He often ignores the things that he sees
He treated Lee twelve years for jaundice
He never noticed that Lee was Chinese.

The meeting was important.
He had driven twice around.
He needed a parking space,
There wasn’t one to be found.
He began to pray out loud,
“Lord, find me a parking space
And I’ll give up my drinking,
And spend Sundays at your place.”
But God wasn’t hearing him,
It was just as he had feared.
Too [...]