Our pretty hen turkey named Sam Fell in love with our neighbor’s old ram Their offspring suspicious Were really delicious For Thanksgiving we had turkeylamb.
Entries from October 2006 ↓
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Turkeylamb
October 15th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
Chinese Checker
October 11th, 2006 — Hospital Humor, Quickies
Sometimes I think Doc Jones is not too smart. He often ignores the things that he sees He treated Lee twelve years for jaundice He never noticed that Lee was Chinese.
Graveyard Traditions
October 5th, 2006 — Poems for Grownups
Carrying flowers to the cemetery He passed a Chinaman with a bowl of rice. He said. “I see you’re taking food to the dead? I’m sure your dead friend must really think that’s nice” That’s one Chinese tradition I think is weird, There’s simply nothing we do that can beat it. Just when do you […]
Fishermen’s Lies
October 3rd, 2006 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature
The mailman said he caught a catfish That weighed a hundred and eighty pounds. He bragged about his monster catfish To everyone as he made his rounds. Old Jake told him he caught a catfish That was at least twenty times that big. It had swallowed a fisherman’s boat, His lantern and all his fishing […]
