“The school mascot, Old Bill, the goat,
Has to find a new place to live.”
The coach informed the football team,
“Because his shed leaks like a sieve.”

One of the players told the coach
That they could keep him in their dorm.
They could feed him from the chow hall
And they could keep him dry and warm.

The coach said, “That would never work,
The smell wouldn’t let you do it.”
“Oh, come on Coach.” one player said.
“That old goat will get used to it?”