The priest had been razzing
The Rabbi once again,
Who believes eating pork
Is a most awful sin.

On their trip to the woods
To look at the fall leaves
He’d taunted the Rabbi
About what he believes.

I brought ham sandwiches
They’re back there in my car.
Just taste one and you’ll see
How delicious they are.

The Rabbi now grown tired
Of how he’d been harried.
Said, ” I’ll eat my first one
The day you get married!”