Entries from January 2006 ↓

Since Keith lost his two front teeth,
Things he says don’t sound the same.
We all think that it is funny;
Keith can’t even say his name.
All of us now call him Keef
(That is what he says his name is).
That big gap in his top teeth
Is where he says the blame is.
Losing both of his front teeth
Sure kept [...]

The pastor had been reassigned, This sermon was to be his last. He was shaking hands with each one As the members were filing past.
A little old lady stopped by, A member that he hardly knew. She shook his hand as she told him, “The next one won’t be good as you.”
“Nonsense,” [...]

Now Raccoon said to the possum,
Under a harvest moon.
“The grapes are ripe
So let’s not gripe
We’ll fill our stomachs soon.”
The two friends ate a lot of grapes
But Raccoon ate too fast.
With tempers short,
And not too smart,
Each fought to eat the last.
But coonhounds baying on their trail
Brought terror to their ears.
Hounds tough to beat,
With flying feet;
Angers replaced [...]