Last night Dad read a poem about Some kid’s cradle in a treetop. The wind blew so hard that it caused The kid and cradle both to drop. There’s not a clue about the kid; What happened after he fell down? Did he end up like poor old Jack, Who tripped and fell and broke [...]
Entries from June 2005 ↓
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Nursery Crimes
June 1st, 2005 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Cat and Mouse
June 1st, 2005 — General Humor
Our kitty ate The ‘puter mouse And now controls Our wireless house. It’s strange to see Her sitting there, Her silly look Her stupid stare. She’s mastered all The bits and bytes. She opens doors And turns off lights. And poor old Spot Could not be saved ‘Cause Kitty had Him microwaved. But then at [...]
Alphabet Soup
June 1st, 2005 — Poems for Children
Mom gave me a bowl of soup That had a bunch of letters. So I spelled out FRENCH POODLES And then spelled IRISH SETTERS. Next I spelled FINNISH LAPHOUND, Then even though it was hard, Spelled MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA And then I spelled SAINT BERNARD. But when I spelled out HOUSE CAT The dogs all tried [...]
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 
