
My teacher says
I shouldn’t belch.
It’s one habit
I should squelch.
But if squelch means
To be real loud.
It’s one talent
Of which I’m proud.
She says that it
Will gross folks out.
It’s lots of fun
I have no doubt.
If I get big
And still have gas,
I think I’ll teach
A belching class!


Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 
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