Entries from June 2005 ↓

He tried to run and hide from God, Somewhere God would never find him, In a boat to a distant shore, So he wouldn’t have to mind him. But then an awful storm blew up, And the crew began to worry. Jonah knew that he could save them But that he would have to hurry. [...]

I dreamed I took a bubble bath With Lilly Mae and Sue. But we’re all mad at Billy Bob ‘Cause he was in there too!

You are my friend Through thick and thin. Express my love? I can’t begin… But where you go I go there too. For right or wrong I will stay true. When you are sad And feeling blue, I’ll cheer you up, Be there for you. You are my friend, I tell my Dad. If you [...]

My teacher says I shouldn’t belch. It’s one habit I should squelch. But if squelch means To be real loud. It’s one talent Of which I’m proud. She says that it Will gross folks out. It’s lots of fun I have no doubt. If I get big And still have gas, I think I’ll teach [...]

Tomorrow was their anniversary, They’d been married thirty years. He began to moan out loud And shed crocodilian tears. His wife asked why he was sad, As he sat there on their bed, Showing signs of depression… Holding tightly to his head. “Thirty years ago tomorrow The judge told me, in stern voice, Marry you [...]