My mother likes to show me off ‘Cause I know how to dance and sing. That I really hate to do it Has never seemed to mean a thing.
She makes me go to dancing class And hired someone to teach me voice. She said show biz is in my blood And that [...]
Entries from May 2005 ↓
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Performance for Mother
May 1st, 2005 — Life with Children
Getting Old
May 1st, 2005 — Quickies
They gave me a birthday party All I got were these dumb sandals. I didn’t have a birthday cake; They couldn’t afford the candles!


Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 