Entries from April 2005 ↓

Two gray-haired ladies were eating lunch;
They’d been best friends for many years.
Through times of sadness and heartache
They’d shared times of laughter and tears.
When Mattie told her friend Hattie,
“It is very much to my shame,
But for the very life of me,
I can’t seem to recall your name!”
Hattie just stared without a word,
So Mattie said, “Don’t look [...]

My monkey said he’d really like To come and see you, sometime soon. He said I should suggest, to you, Tomorrow… early afternoon.
I don’t know why he likes you so Because you’ve never even met. He has lots of weird ideas; He’s really such a stupid pet.
And now he asks me, every [...]

Our cat got into a fight And completely lost her tail. It was the cat that my dad Had decided we should sale.
Dad said now it sure looked like We would have to wholesale her. Because there is just no way We could ever retail her.

My teacher wrote a note to me
And paper clipped it to my test.
She said that I had done good work
That it had been my very best.
She said my grammar had been good
And all my spelling had been right.
She said that she would tell my folks
And planned to meet with them tonight.
Maybe she had [...]

Lots of kids tell things about me That I simply didn’t do! They tell stupid things about me, Things that I promise just aren’t true.
They tell great big hairy stories And they tell fabricated lies. Well, okay, I might be the one That tasted two of Grandma’s pies.
But it’s a great [...]