Mommy uses toilet water
When she and Dad are going out.
She puts it on her neck and ears
Then she sprinkles it all about.

I heard Mom say she’s running low
Of her favorite brand, My Sin.
So I went and got her bottle
And filled it up for her again.

When she sprinkled some on just now
Dad laughed so hard, I thought he’d burst.
Mommy thanked me and then she said
“I sure hope that you flushed it first.”