I like to make a funny face To see how funny I can be. I like to do it most of all When Dad takes photographs of me. He sets us kids all in a row And says that we should all say cheese. That’s when I make the kind of face That Grandma says, [...]
Entries from October 2004 ↓
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Funny Face
October 1st, 2004 — Poems for Children
Handyman
October 1st, 2004 — Poems for Children
Dad bought me a little puppy, It’s not much bigger than a mouse. Dad calls my puppy Handyman. She does odd jobs around the house.
Shark Friend
October 1st, 2004 — Poems for Children
A shark will never be your friend No matter what you do. They have a nasty attitude And think of you as stew! It’s hard to teach a shark a trick They won’t sit up or beg. And just to feed a hungry shark Would cost an arm and leg. So if you find a [...]
Millionaire Daughter
October 1st, 2004 — Poems for Grownups
My daughter keeps a messy house. Food on the floor for roach and mouse. She makes her beds when she wishes And she never has clean dishes. To dirt and dust gives little care And now she is a millionaire! Her dirty dishes grew some mold They used to cure the common cold!
Valentine’s Day Card
October 1st, 2004 — Poems for Children
Valentine’s Day has come and gone And I am feeling kind of blue. I got a hundred Valentines But not a one of them from you. I checked my mailbox every day And it is kind of hard to do. But it would have been worth the trip If I had gotten one from you. [...]
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 