My favorite tooth just got loose
And I am feeling kind of blue.
I lost the one right next to it
And now I’ll soon be missing two!

The one who thinks it’s really funny
Is my big stupid brother Bob.
He told Mom, tonight for dinner
That we should have corn on the cob.

If I were just a little bigger
I’d make old stupid Bob feel blue.
Bet he’d stop thinking it was funny,
If he was missing his teeth too.