October 1st, 2004 — Church Humor
The pastor called 911,
He didn’t know what to do
A member had died in church
Sitting right there in his pew!
When the EMT got there
They called 911 and said,
They’d carried four members out
Before they found who was dead!
Would you like to add a verse to a Family Poet poem? Here's your chance to show off your own poetic wit! Wayne is inviting submissions of additional verses for the poem A Kangaroo Came Hopping By. Your verse should have four lines, and the second and fourth line must rhyme. Click the poem title for more information!
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at wayne@familypoet.com.
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