September 1st, 2004 — Hospital Humor
Old Doc said, “Ailments such as yours
Make my diagnosis risky,
But I’m sure that the problem is
Caused by drinking too much whiskey.”
The patient said, “Don’t worry Doc
Because I know how tough it’s been.
My next appointment’s in two weeks
And maybe you’ll be sober then?”
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Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at wayne@familypoet.com.
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