No matter what the doctors say The one thing that a mother knows, Children’s growth spurts always occur Just after you’ve bought them new clothes!
Entries from August 2004 ↓
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Growing Pains
August 1st, 2004 — Life with Children
Jennifer Rat
August 1st, 2004 — Poems for Children
Jennifer Jones just stole my name And gave it to her stupid cat! She’ll be sorry, when she finds out Mom’s buying me a new pet rat.
Old Paint
August 1st, 2004 — General Humor
Somebody painted Joe’s horse red. Who could have done the awful deed? What low life could have desecrated Such a faithful, noble steed?
Joe would find the equine painter And he would ruin the culprit’s day. No one could paint Joe’s faithful horse. And think that he would get away!
He went into [...]
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 