Entries from May 2004 ↓

Last night I told my husband, Often during times of stress And I am down in the dumps, I will buy myself a dress.
My husband’s snotty answer; I think I could have killed him! He said he’d often wondered Just where in the world I get them!

He never once forgot Anyone’s special day. He was a perfect man In every single way.
Endeavors that he made Were sure to turn to gold. His manners and his looks Were a joy to behold.
It was mankind’s great loss The day of his demise. No other earthly man Will ever be as [...]

I was eating at a restaurant With my only sister and her kid. Now I had always disliked children And most everybody knew I did.
But I was being nice to Junior, Just mostly for my family’s sake. That is until my sis decided That she had to take a potty break.
I [...]