Yesterday my wife told me, Often during times of stress When she is down in the dumps, She will buy herself a dress. I looked at her and told her, “Well it’s not as if I care, But the dress that you have on Must be one that you got there!”
Entries from May 2004 ↓
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Dump Dress
May 1st, 2004 — Married Life
The Perfect Man
May 1st, 2004 — Married Life
He never once forgot Anyone’s special day. He was a perfect man In every single way. Endeavors that he made Were sure to turn to gold. His manners and his looks Were a joy to behold. It was mankind’s great loss The day of his demise. No other earthly man Will ever be as wise. [...]
Child Care
May 1st, 2004 — Life with Children
I was eating at a restaurant With my only sister and her kid. Now I had always disliked children And most everybody knew I did. But I was being nice to Junior, Just mostly for my family’s sake. That is until my sis decided That she had to take a potty break. I asked, “But [...]
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 