I was eating at a restaurant
With my only sister and her kid.
Now I had always disliked children
And most everybody knew I did.

But I was being nice to Junior,
Just mostly for my family’s sake.
That is until my sis decided
That she had to take a potty break.

I asked, “But what if Junior fusses?”
Knowing that’s the thing that I most hate.
Sis said that Junior would calm down
If I gave him food off of my plate.

But little Junior’s loud reaction
Put Sis into a terrible mood.
“Give him food off of your plate.” She said.
Well, aren’t jalapeno peppers food?