Entries from February 2004 ↓

(Click on a title to see the full entry with graphics.)

Consider the Skunk

Consider the skunk, He’s well known for his smell. It is time you should run When he raises his tail. Geneva Convention? Mr. Skunk doesn’t care. His first line of defense Is chemical warfare!


The extra inch On waist and thighs Said it was time To exercise. Then leotards The thing to wear So I went out And bought a pair. I bought a bunch Of diet grub. And then I went And joined a club. My group already In the gym, I’d change my clothes And go join […]