Entries from September 2003 ↓

My parents say, “Drink lots of milk, Because milk makes children grow.” I just found out where milk comes from; I wonder if my parents know?

My daughter’s sure done it this time! She has married a no-good bum! Just why would she want to marry The lazy good-for-nothing scum? So I asked who caused her problem, What had gotten into her head… Well at least she didn’t blame me, “Like mother like daughter,” she said.

My neighbors gathered around Like some display at the zoo. An eight-foot alligator, What was I going to do? “One hundred dollars,” I said, “To the one who gets him out.” That’s when I heard old Bubba Let out a terrible shout. Splashing about in my pool He grabbed the terrible beast. I thought the [...]

I’m going to tell the reason Tall Tony is no longer tall. One day he found a magic hat While he was hunting for his ball. At first he wished for little things And they appeared out of thin air. They piled on top his magic hat And crawled around in Tony’s hair. He wished [...]

Her stupid puppy took my shoe And then he buried it outside. I couldn’t find out where it was Although I very often tried. The puppy’s grown into a dog. It’s been two years or four or three, And where he buried my old shoe There grows a rather nice shoetree.