If it’s the truth what kids all say,
About what happens to a liar.
Then my friend Leroy’s pants I know,
Would always have to be on fire.

He told us that his dad is Santa
And that his mom’s the Easter Bunny.
He says the Tooth Fairy is his cousin,
And he’s the one that gives her money.

Today he said he once ate liver,
And then some spinach without dying.
Now don’t you think that’s proof enough
To know for sure that Leroy’s lying.