My mother thinks I’m silly
For playing with my food.
She says to see me do it
Puts her in a terrible mood.

Some kids I know have puppies,
One has talking parrots.
But I’d rather spend my time
With tomatoes, corn and carrots.

My mother thinks I’m silly
But I don’t care at all.
‘Cause my veggie friends and I
Are heading off to play baseball!