Birds of a feather flock together. But don’t you think it bizarre How birds can determine, from high in the sky, When they’ve flocked right over my car?
Entries from September 2002 ↓
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Birds of a Feather
September 1st, 2002 — Quickies
The Etiquette of Waving
September 1st, 2002 — Southern Humor
When first you visit Texas, Y’best learn how Texans wave Or you could be mistaken For a simple Yankee knave. When you meet a relative, As they first come into sight, Quickly roll your window down And wave with all your might. For a neighbor or a friend, A four finger wave’s the way. Lift […]
Quack-Up
September 1st, 2002 — Quickies
He was flying south for the winter. Ducks don’t know how to back-up. Too late he saw the TV tower. He had an awful quack-up!
Imagine That
September 1st, 2002 — Quickies
She never was the best of cooks I married her only for her looks. Last night I snuck her old cat, Lou A goodly portion of my stew. “Now Honey, don’t you cry like that, I’ll buy you another cat!”
Super Glue
September 1st, 2002 — Quickies
Daddy called me “Stupid” For tasting Super Glue. I couldn’t even tell him That Sister dared me to!