Entries from September 2002 ↓

My mother thinks I’m silly For playing with my food. She says to see me do it Puts her in a terrible mood.
Some kids I know have puppies, One has talking parrots. But I’d rather spend my time With tomatoes, corn and carrots.
My mother thinks I’m silly But I don’t care at [...]

Birds of a feather flock together. But don’t you think it bizarre How birds can determine, from high in the sky, When they’ve flocked right over my car?

When first you visit Texas, Y’best learn how Texans wave Or you could be mistaken For a simple Yankee knave.
When you meet a relative, As they first come into sight, Quickly roll your window down And wave with all your might.
For a neighbor or [...]

He was flying south for the winter. Ducks don’t know how to back-up. Too late he saw the TV tower. He had an awful quack-up!

My best friend is a dragon, Little Donny is his name. He isn’t very pretty But I like him all the same.
Last Sunday, Little Donny Got kicked out of the choir. They said that when he’d sneezed It had set his robe on fire.
Then yesterday at recess, He had a terrible [...]