I have a make-believe dragon,
Whose name, I think, is Bert.
My daddy says that it’s all right,
‘Cause make-believes can’t hurt.

Today old Bert looks hungry,
Or maybe he’s just bored.
But I don’t need to worry
I have my wooden sword.

Well now I’m getting worried,
Things sure aren’t looking good.
Bert’s started up Dad’s barbeque
And he used my sword for wood!