My daddy’s not the president
Or some big famous movie star.
He’s just the mostest ‘portant man
In this whole big old world so far.

Last night I learned he’s Santa Claus
I really think it’s kind of neat;
I found his Santa uniform
Hidden down in our window seat.

You think he doesn’t look the part
Well that is not a big surprise.
‘Cause right beside his Santa suit
Was his Santa Claus disguise.

I don’t know where he keeps his deer
Or where his Santa workshop is
But last night when I heard him talk
I knew the voice was really his.

So when we play, you best be good
And treat me very nice because
My dad’s the world’s most ‘portant man.
BECAUSE MY DADDY’S SANTA CLAUS!

The child in Alias has just made an earth-shaking discovery. Dad has a secret identity! It will of course not be a secret for long. The plan is already developing on just how to take advantage of this new-found fame.

Why would I give a children’s poem a name like Alias? When parents read with children it is a learning time and a child’s vocabulary is developing at a rapid pace. No word is too hard for a child to comprehend. And who knows, it may come in handy at kindergarten!