My sister forgot my birthday
What a terrible thing to do.
She only has one brother.
We were the only two.

She didn’t send a card
Nor call me on the phone.
She didn’t care one bit
That I was all alone.

The first time in my life
That I didn’t hear a word.
We’re twins for goodness sake!
Now isn’t that absurd?

Well I guess I must admit,
Although I’m feeling blue,
I have a small confession
I forgot her birthday too.