Entries from October 2000 ↓

How did you get here, little bug? This is a most exclusive club. That you could even get inside Was someone’s monumental flub. This club’s exclusively for boys And girls are not allowed inside. So don’t you start to crawl away Or try to find some place to hide. You think that you have got [...]

A monster burst In through my door. He let out an Ungodly roar. I cringed beneath My quilt and sheet And hoped he wouldn’t Eat my feet. He threw my toys Out on the floor And piled them up Against the door. Then he slithered Toward my bed And pulled the covers Off my head. [...]

There is a bully at my school Who likes to scare me every day And when I sit with friends to eat The bully takes my lunch away. The bully is so big and mean With hairy arms and smelly breath. At recess when I go to play The bully scares me half to death. [...]

She was ninety-nine years old And as healthy as could be. So I asked her, as she stood there, “Why the gloom and misery?” She said all her life long friends Had already passed away. I said, “Surely you’re not lonely, You have visitors every day.” She said, “Oh, I’ve got new friends And older [...]

I travel the land, the air and the sea And nothing can ever happen to me. No disaster can come upon me unaware Because I always have on clean underwear. Victims of weird unexplained incidents And airplane crashes and car accidents Could all have been safe with a little care If they had just had [...]