Entries from June 2000 ↓

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Sun Shade

On one side it says, “Please call the police”. On the other side is a yellow Happy Face. But how stupid do they think I am To write, “Don’t drive with shade in place.”

Hi Diddle Doe

Hi diddle doe, Well what do you know! Our daughter is using a broom. Her mother fainted, to see such a sight So we’re off to the emergency room.

Snore

There is a mystery That’s never been solved before. Why can’t the guy who snores Ever seem to hear himself snore?

Spider Web

As I was walking through the woods At a careless rambling pace. I ran into a spider web And it stuck on to my face. I stood with goo stuck tight to me All thoughts of happy hiking gone. So much depended on one fact Which side of the web was the spider on? There […]

Safety Nut

My wife says I’m a safety nut And I guess she’s probably right. Lying in my hospital bed I know that I must look a sight. Doc says I broke three of my ribs, Also my leg, big toe and arm. Also to my epidermis I did lots of abrasive harm. I was repairing an […]