As I was walking through the woods At a careless rambling pace. I ran into a spider web And it stuck on to my face. I stood with goo stuck tight to me All thoughts of happy hiking gone. So much depended on one fact Which side of the web was the spider on? There […]
Entries from June 2000 ↓
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Spider Web
June 1st, 2000 — Hunting / Fishing / Nature
Safety Nut
June 1st, 2000 — General Humor
My wife says I’m a safety nut And I guess she’s probably right. Lying in my hospital bed I know that I must look a sight. Doc says I broke three of my ribs, Also my leg, big toe and arm. Also to my epidermis I did lots of abrasive harm. I was repairing an […]
Deaf? Who, Me?
June 1st, 2000 — Growing Older
My wife’s getting hard of hearing, I really have to let her know. When you are getting old, like her, Your hearing’s often first to go. She also mumbles when she talks Just like that deaf girl on TV. But when I try to let her know, She says the one that’s deaf is me. […]
Don’t Try This at Home
June 1st, 2000 — General Humor
“Don’t try this at home,” he said, The guy that did it on TV. How stupid does he think That someone else could be? He was juggling running chain saws; He was doing it with his feet. It did look rather easy And I thought that it was neat. “You can’t do that,” Joey said, […]
