Entries from November 1999 ↓

Now that Superman’s getting old He is becoming quite a pain. He’s started spending all his time Mostly bothering Lois Lane. So now Lois plans to sue him, Her oncologist’s decision. He said her cancer had been caused By Superman’s X-ray vision.

Last night, in bed, I spoke to God, He talked to me about my fate. He said he had a plan for me. I quickly asked if it could wait. I said that things were not too bad, That I could make it all alone. The problems facing me in life, I’d like to handle […]